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fauxtexting 

The act of pretending to text in awkward or uncomfortable situations in order to avoid eye contact and/or conversation.
When she noticed her ex-boyfriend walking towards her at the mall, she pulled out her cell phone and began fauxtexting in order to avoid the utter awkwardness of talking to him.
fauxtexting by tanner4 March 4, 2010
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FAUXGETTING 

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.
Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.