fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

fauxnate 

Giving donations to an organization that does relatively little for the cause they advocate.

I fauxnated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for this lousy pink ribbon t-shirt and all they contributed to breast cancer research was 15%.

fauxnate by Dirty Dict September 17, 2014

Fauxtivated 

When you lack the energy or motivation to accomplish said task.

Similar to "fake it til you make it"

Dude 1- "I'm impressed how well your handling your break up bud!"
Dude 2- "I just gotta stay fauxtivated and everything will fall into place."

Fauxtivated by Valhallagram January 7, 2017

FauxTune 

A lyric made up in one’s head to fill in unknown parts of real songs.

I’ve been singing the same lyrics to “The First Cut is the Deepest” since the 70’s. But I heard it the other day and realized I’d been singing a fauxtune for forty years.

FauxTune by Zeeums January 13, 2019

fourtunate 

Lucky in some way relating to two squared.

Mushy-hearted bachelor: I'd visited a cute chick to hold hands wif her; as it turned out, I got fourtunate in dat Miss Sweetie-Pie had her blinky-eyed equally-gorgeous best friend over for a visit at da time, as well, and SHE smilingly let me clasp HER soft warm palms, also!

fourtunate by QuacksO May 9, 2022