whoreoke

Businesses that combine karaoke with women who are whores.
Jon and Andy decided that whoreoke was too expansive and just got massages with happy endings.
by UcladudeJon March 27, 2016
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fauxtestor

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
by UcladudeJon March 09, 2017
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Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.
Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.
by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014
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fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.
Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.
by UcladudeJon October 02, 2017
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Vaginization

The sexist, though oftentimes welcomed, practice of repressing the masculine and replacing it with ultra-feminist thoughts, beliefs and actions in order to endear yourself to feminists.

In other words, this is the process where one allows people's views that masculine traits are evil and must be rooted out to cause that person to voluntarily root them out. Oftentimes, this is done by beta-males to appease a feminist whom they wish to have sex with.
The vaginization of 21st century men is causing irreparable harm to heterosexual relationships as roles are not clearly understood thus leading to stress within the relationship.

Tim's vaginization is going well. Soon you won't even know that he ever had balls and he might even get laid by one of those feminists.
by UcladudeJon April 01, 2016
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sharoop

When you've SHARTed, and then when you get out of the bathroom you have to immediately POOP.
Mommy sharooped while cooking, so I didn't eat her food for 1 week.
by UcladudeJon December 05, 2019
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