FauxTune

A lyric made up in one’s head to fill in unknown parts of real songs.

I’ve been singing the same lyrics to “The First Cut is the Deepest” since the 70’s. But I heard it the other day and realized I’d been singing a fauxtune for forty years.

FauxTune by Zeeums January 13, 2019

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fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

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Fauxtunes

Continuing to wear your headphones after the music has stopped playing.

I was so in the zone when Backyard Betty finished, i didn't even realize I was listening to Fauxtunes!

Fauxtunes by Rilesworth9000 October 23, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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