Fartatosis

A disease from farting

Hey i just fartedddd hey fartatosis kid!

by dooruh the explorer September 7, 2020

Fagatosis

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.

Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!

by Dispenser August 1, 2018

Fartatouille

1. A room with an abundance of farts.
2. Rat farts (fart+ ratatouille= fartatouille).
3. A food that has been farted into, especially ratatouille.

1. That guy had major gas, so that office cubicle is a fartatouille to be avoided at all costs.
2. Today, I heard a fartatouille- before I heard it, I never thought rats could really fart.
3. Don't eat that chocolate cake; that lady gassed on it, which made it brown. It's a real fartatouille.

by definetime April 24, 2011

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

by three-m January 13, 2010

fartabolism

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”

by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

Fagatosis

Fagatosis, is disease gay people have. Will most likly turn you gay or if already gay than evan more gay

My ex boyfriend got a little to close tohenry and got fagatosis.

by jooby : ) May 12, 2009