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Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

Fartatouille 

1. A room with an abundance of farts.
2. Rat farts (fart+ ratatouille= fartatouille).
3. A food that has been farted into, especially ratatouille.
1. That guy had major gas, so that office cubicle is a fartatouille to be avoided at all costs.
2. Today, I heard a fartatouille- before I heard it, I never thought rats could really fart.
3. Don't eat that chocolate cake; that lady gassed on it, which made it brown. It's a real fartatouille.
Fartatouille by definetime April 24, 2011

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

fartosis 

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
fartosis by three-m January 13, 2010

fartabolism 

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence
Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”
fartabolism by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

Fagatosis 

Fagatosis, is disease gay people have. Will most likly turn you gay or if already gay than evan more gay
My ex boyfriend got a little to close tohenry and got fagatosis.
Fagatosis by jooby : ) May 12, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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