Farfalosis

Diarrhea, Generally of the extreme nature, such that a stream of liquid feces is produced at high velocity.

I cant Go to work today, I have Farfalosis of the Blowhole.

Farfalosis by Jarius September 22, 2010

Farfilosis 

Somewhat of a generic term to describe any ailment (typically gastrointestinal in nature) you may be having at the time. Often used in conjunction with "blowhole", as a combination that just sounds good together to complete the sentence.

Dude you don't look good..... you look like you're coming down with farfilosis.

Farfilosis by Funsucker Flash January 18, 2011

Fartatosis 

A disease from farting

Hey i just fartedddd hey fartatosis kid!

Fartatosis by dooruh the explorer September 7, 2020

Faizalosis

Faizalosis is a STD(speech or touch transferred disease) transferred by people known as Fazeel/Faizal. Symptoms include cracking bad jokes, trying to be a cool boi, horniness levels maximised, and the victims believe that they are hot and gorgeous(which is totally not true). IT IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS

STAGES OF THE DISEASE
1-Identification phase
2-Bad joke crisis
3-Increased horniness levels
4-Nearing death as it is the final - i am too hot to talk to you phase
5- death guaranteed - takes 2 hours to set his hair

Guy 1 (INFECTED ONE)- Get aside bro, dont talk to me, im too hot to talk you, you *doodoohead*
Guy 2- Faizalosis got you didnt it?
Guy 1(INFECTED ONE)- Shut up! i told you not to talk to me you loser, and im not infected by anything.

Faizalosis by By the greatest men alive November 8, 2022