glutius flatosis
A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.
glutius flatosis by DzNutz January 20, 2004
Fartosis of the Louvre
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
Fartosis of the Louvre by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012
Sleep Fagalysis
A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.
Sleep Fagalysis by Twightman May 9, 2014