Fagatosis

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.

Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!

by Dispenser August 1, 2018

Fagatosis

Fagatosis, is disease gay people have. Will most likly turn you gay or if already gay than evan more gay

My ex boyfriend got a little to close tohenry and got fagatosis.

by jooby : ) May 12, 2009

glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Fatosis

A diagnosis for feeling fat

My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021

Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

by Twightman May 9, 2014

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 May 27, 2018