failatosis 

life of fail.

dude your life suck!

i have failatosis

failatosis by jake911 January 25, 2011

Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.

Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!

Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

faileosis 

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

faileosis by tiataquito May 5, 2009

glutius flatosis 

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

glutius flatosis by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Fagatosis 

Fagatosis, is disease gay people have. Will most likly turn you gay or if already gay than evan more gay

My ex boyfriend got a little to close tohenry and got fagatosis.

Fagatosis by jooby : ) May 12, 2009

Chronic Failitosis 

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

Chronic Failitosis by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Glutious flatosis 

A flat ass usualy white

Wow, stacy realy got a case of the Glutious flatosis

Glutious flatosis by I like ass - jo mama October 19, 2020