Veuxdeux's definitions

diagonist

One who walks diagonally in a slow manner across the street or parking lot (or any pathway) so as to take the longest possible route, delaying traffic in the process.

Boss: "Why are you so late!?"

Me: "There was a diagonist on 3rd St."

by Veuxdeux April 20, 2022

pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

by Veuxdeux June 26, 2023

resterday

the rest of yesterday

Alex: How was the resterday?

Bill: The resterday?

Alex: The rest of yesterday!

Bill: That’s a stupid fucking word.

Alex: You’re a stupid fucking word!

Bill: Are you gonna cry?

Alex (sobbing): Shut up!

by Veuxdeux May 17, 2025

fartabolism

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”

by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

Bonnie

Ring dropper.

Bonnie dropped both my rings, that careless pathetic ring dropper.

by Veuxdeux February 28, 2023