Definitions by Veuxdeux

resterday

the rest of yesterday

Alex: How was the resterday?

Bill: The resterday?

Alex: The rest of yesterday!

Bill: That’s a stupid fucking word.

Alex: You’re a stupid fucking word!

Bill: Are you gonna cry?

Alex (sobbing): Shut up!

resterday by Veuxdeux May 17, 2025

pee-ggyback ride 

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

pee-ggyback ride by Veuxdeux June 26, 2023

Bonnie 

Ring dropper.

Bonnie dropped both my rings, that careless pathetic ring dropper.

Bonnie by Veuxdeux February 28, 2023

diagonist 

One who walks diagonally in a slow manner across the street or parking lot (or any pathway) so as to take the longest possible route, delaying traffic in the process.

Boss: "Why are you so late!?"

Me: "There was a diagonist on 3rd St."

diagonist by Veuxdeux April 20, 2022

fartabolism 

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”

fartabolism by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022