onehandcrabbing's definitions

Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012

Haunted Hoose

A Canadian haunted house, eh.

There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

Easter

Spanish word meaning: Mexicans to the park!

Wow, the park is full of Mexicans. It must be easter.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012