New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.
We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!
by onehandcrabbing January 01, 2013
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iPlaid

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.
by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012
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Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012
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Poople

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.
by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013
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Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.
"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013
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Romcainey

In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.

Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.
John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.

Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.

Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.
by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012
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Fartning

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.
I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!
by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011
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