fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

by three-m January 13, 2010

Fartosis

In a state where you can’t stop farting

I am in complete fartosis.

by Sar444 January 17, 2022

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Spinal Fartosis

It is a medical condition when you fart and it travels to your brain through your spine and becomes a shitty thought or an idea.

Bro, your jokes suck and your ideas are ever shitty. I think you have spinal fartosis.

by Mr. Brains December 8, 2020

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartsistance

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

Fatosis

A diagnosis for feeling fat

My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.

by Lenzlah March 9, 2021