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Fartosis 

I am in complete fartosis.
Fartosis by Sar444 January 17, 2022

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

Spinal Fartosis 

It is a medical condition when you fart and it travels to your brain through your spine and becomes a shitty thought or an idea.
Bro, your jokes suck and your ideas are ever shitty. I think you have spinal fartosis.
Spinal Fartosis by Mr. Brains December 8, 2020

fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartsistance 

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.
My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.
Fartsistance by nutty_poo October 16, 2008
A diagnosis for feeling fat
My brother asked me what my problem was when my clothes didn't fit right. I told him I was suffering from Fatosis.
Fatosis by Lenzlah March 9, 2021