A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
by three-m March 16, 2011
Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
brahmance
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
-noun
1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.
2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)
Informal .
1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now
Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
by three-m February 25, 2011
That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
ring...ring...
Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing
Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!
example 2
DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!
Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!
DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there
Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door
DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line
Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
by three-m February 25, 2011
Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
by three-m February 22, 2011
The other day in gym class during the situp coompetition I accidentially let a small quiblet out but I don't think anyone noticed.
by three-m November 04, 2009