girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
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brahmance

brahmance
-noun

1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.

2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)

Informal .

1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.
Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.

Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now

Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.
by three-m February 25, 2011
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god dang it on rye

similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1

ring...ring...

Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing

Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!

example 2

DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!

Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!

DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there

Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door

DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line

Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
by three-m February 25, 2011
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wiffletree

your butt, buttox, bottom, bum, backside, ass.
Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!

Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
by three-m February 22, 2011
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CTB

acronym for CheersThanksBye:

To say goodbye to someone in a polite but very rapid fashion.
salesrep: Hey Mr. customer thanks again so much for calling back and thanks for your continued business. I will follow up on your order next week once it ships.

Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.

salesrep: ok CTB
by three-m March 14, 2011
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quiblet

A small wet 1 sylllable pussy fart or queif. A very small and short wet pussy fart.
The other day in gym class during the situp coompetition I accidentially let a small quiblet out but I don't think anyone noticed.
by three-m November 04, 2009
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rebooty-call

The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.
Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?

Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
by three-m February 02, 2010
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