a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
by randomlybored January 28, 2008
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The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"
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A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.
My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.
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Men or immature boys who can't decide the difference between booty calls or a real relationship. They are like the lost boys from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up!
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a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.
my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.
by enigmaticsundry April 19, 2006
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a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
by randomlybored January 27, 2008
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