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Conceal Mint 

A power mint plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2, also a word play on Concealment. Also is the in-game name of a great Brawl Stars Player and a person.
I planted Conceal Mint to drag the freakin zombies down!
Conceal Mint by tthendralz August 2, 2022

Conceal and carry 

When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .
I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .
Conceal and carry by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020

conceal the saveloy 

"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"

skank conceal 

Skank Conceal

Verb
Skank Concealing-
1. A way of placing only the most attractive pictures of yourself in your myspace profile or dating website. Thus, concealing your true skanky self.
2. A form of deception. Skank concealing is especially deceiving to men trying to find a woman without STD’s.

Noun.
Skank Concealor-
1. A disguise used to cover up trailer-trash flaws. See Pretty Woman.
2. A person that uses Cover Girl to hide the truth about their features and/or personality.
3. Looking or acting proper in a social situation or public space whilst knowing you banged 5 guys the night before and are still smelling of fumunda.
What a skank concealor! Lauren’s picture on myspace doesn’t even look like her. I can’t see her lazy eye or black roots!

True dat! That stank ass ho has caked on the skank concealor!
skank conceal by Stinky McBurr April 6, 2006

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete
Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up
Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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