Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Femection

female equivalent to a raging hard-on.

Example: "Rachel had to cross her legs to conceal her femection after she saw Matt"

by raymondsexgod February 3, 2010

fearrection

Erection caused by fear or by being yelled at

After our female boss reprimanded us I totally got a fearrection

by mjones1128 June 12, 2011

Famrection

When you look at a really hot family member and you get an erection.

Dude I told my cousin I was gay , so she would change in front of me. I got a major famrection!

by blewdue April 12, 2015

fearection

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

by Rusanova June 19, 2011

fiberection

A term for the pleasure a knitter or other fiber artist derives from buying, viewing, or being in the general vicinity of their preferred fiber medium (yarn, wool, etc).

Seeing all that beautiful cashmere yarn on sale totally gave me a fiberection .

by A Minnesota Knitter February 25, 2010

Fearection

The act of God himself striking fear in to your erection.

Jake: I think she just struck the fear of God straight into my Bonner.

Anders: Fearection...

by Ghoulishfoil June 3, 2011