Fauxrection 

When a girl believes that she would have an erection, if she were a boy.

"Damn girl your legs look good wrapped around me, if I were a boy...oh man...i totally have a fauxrection right now."

Fauxrection by AAA9008 October 30, 2008

furection 

An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.

Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.

furection by chris dofer January 14, 2008

Famrection 

When you look at a really hot family member and you get an erection.

Dude I told my cousin I was gay , so she would change in front of me. I got a major famrection!

Famrection by blewdue April 12, 2015

fabrection 

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

fabrection by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

fauxception 

A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.

Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.

Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.

fauxception by juliedabber February 11, 2015

fauxtention 

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.

Fauxtention earns brownie points.

fauxtention by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

fauxnection by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012