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(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.
Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.
Falloog by Sir Shoddy February 8, 2010
Words you can keep
The act of flipping another persons ponytail/man bun/poof
Dude, I just fallooped Tanner's ponytail.
falloop by Swaggyfrogman April 25, 2016
Related Words
1.Anything you want it to be. Could be replaced digging it or hating it and not thinking it's brill at all. Usually used with fuggin.

2.It could also be an excited or extreme action.
1)
A. Im fuggin faloogin brilliant!
B. That parking space is for the handicapped? How fuggin faloogin

2) Dandy Alex stubbed his toe and he was faloogin all over the place
Faloogin by KAE THE GREAT August 13, 2006
faloogie To peneatrate a womens cooter and then laugh
im well embbarsed i dida faloogie last night
faloogie by robeuvafv December 8, 2006

falloomph 

The sound made as a dog falls softly to the wooden floorboards.
‘Falloomph’, I knew the dog was settled and ready to sleep.
falloomph by Tizwald May 6, 2021
A man who thinks he's a ninja and as a ninja he must dress appropriately, however he doesn't know what a ninja dresses like.
"Of course I'm wearing a full length swimsuit and a fireman's hat - I'm a ninja, stupid!"
fablooger by lord lovington May 18, 2004

Fallooning 

The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.
I'd rather be Fallooning.
Fallooning by Charbs January 22, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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