Falloog

(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.

Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.

by Sir Shoddy February 8, 2010

falloop

The act of flipping another persons ponytail/man bun/poof

Dude, I just fallooped Tanner's ponytail.

by Swaggyfrogman April 25, 2016

Faloogin

1.Anything you want it to be. Could be replaced digging it or hating it and not thinking it's brill at all. Usually used with fuggin.

2.It could also be an excited or extreme action.

1)
A. Im fuggin faloogin brilliant!
B. That parking space is for the handicapped? How fuggin faloogin

2) Dandy Alex stubbed his toe and he was faloogin all over the place

by KAE THE GREAT August 13, 2006

faloogie

faloogie To peneatrate a womens cooter and then laugh

im well embbarsed i dida faloogie last night

by robeuvafv December 8, 2006

falloomph

The sound made as a dog falls softly to the wooden floorboards.

‘Falloomph’, I knew the dog was settled and ready to sleep.

by Tizwald May 6, 2021

fablooger

A man who thinks he's a ninja and as a ninja he must dress appropriately, however he doesn't know what a ninja dresses like.

"Of course I'm wearing a full length swimsuit and a fireman's hat - I'm a ninja, stupid!"

by lord lovington May 18, 2004

Fallooning

The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.

I'd rather be Fallooning.

by Charbs January 22, 2009