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Fallooning 

The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.
I'd rather be Fallooning.
Fallooning by Charbs January 22, 2009
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forlooning 

Forlooning is an extension of Docking. Where a couple that is engaged in Docking start to urinate.

This would cause the forskin to balloon, hence the word
For(eskin)(bal)loon
Timmy and Tarquin were enjoying a spot of Docking and wanted to take it one step further. Ensuring that there was adequate floor covering they started forlooning. It was a fantastic wet mess of cum and pee.
forlooning by Anon_Anon September 6, 2007

jimmy falloning

Breaking character. Laughing or going out of character while performing an act. Name comes form comedian Jimmy Fallon who is famous for laughing in most of his sketches from Saturday Night Live and his late night shows.
Brody: "Man, Kyle was awful last night"
James: "Dude kept Jimmy Falloning"
jimmy falloning by Marilyn Hardy April 25, 2014

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Flalooping 

Flalooping is, in essence, the act of stopping yourself from Flalooping when you're Flalooping. You must first recognize that you are in fact Flalooping, and then stop and go back to normal. The best way to stop someone else from Flalooping is by yelling something along the lines of "I see that you're Flalooping right now, and it needs to stop!" The person who was Flalooping will instantly apologize and return to what they'd been doing prior to being called out for Flalooping.
Girl: *Flalooping* So this one time, when I was at the mall...
Guy: Excuse me, Miss? I hate to be rude, but you're Flalooping and it's making me uncomfortable.
Girl: Oh crap! I'm so sorry! *Stops Flalooping* So anyways, so this one time, when I was at the mall...
Flalooping by LatexAllergy January 22, 2011

faloozing 

verb: to toy around with sombody sexually, similar to canoodle
"dont go faloozing around with that girl, shes dirty"
faloozing by Luis R May 23, 2006
When a sports team starts off with a lead and blows it at the end
Your team sucks. They are always falconing.
Falconing by Jaynotpopular December 13, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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