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(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.
Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.
Falloog by Sir Shoddy February 8, 2010
The art of gently lifting a man boob with two fingers in a flicking motion, usually using the pointer and middle finger. Usually done as a sign of respect.
"Man, Trevor is so awesome."

"I know, that man deserves a faloopa."
faloopa by u2fan13 September 19, 2012

Flalooping 

Flalooping is, in essence, the act of stopping yourself from Flalooping when you're Flalooping. You must first recognize that you are in fact Flalooping, and then stop and go back to normal. The best way to stop someone else from Flalooping is by yelling something along the lines of "I see that you're Flalooping right now, and it needs to stop!" The person who was Flalooping will instantly apologize and return to what they'd been doing prior to being called out for Flalooping.
Girl: *Flalooping* So this one time, when I was at the mall...
Guy: Excuse me, Miss? I hate to be rude, but you're Flalooping and it's making me uncomfortable.
Girl: Oh crap! I'm so sorry! *Stops Flalooping* So anyways, so this one time, when I was at the mall...
Flalooping by LatexAllergy January 22, 2011

Fallopian Cowboy 

A male sex addict who loves to please woman all the time. He is really good at all positions and is probably currently engaging in vaginal play. He will do any position for hours. He's a real alpha male of pussy proportions.
Hey didn't you have another girl over here last night? Ya I'm a real fallopian cowboy.

Fallopian tubing 

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.
The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.
Fallopian tubing by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009

fallopian tube

1. a tube

2. a term used to emasculate males who are deemed inferior
"damn it Riley, you are such a fallopian tube!"