"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!
by Fred Smith October 23, 2003
A lump of steaming shit.
by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 07, 2003
1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.
Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"
by Meat Slapper November 06, 2007
Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."
Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."
Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."
by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010
"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"
by x.green.spinach.x May 16, 2006
by maryhinge December 29, 2007
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