My cooter itches!
by lola October 9, 2002
Most commonly associated with the friendly greese monkey character from the Dukes of Hazard. Now a slang term referring to the female sex organ. See also snatch pussy vagina
Did you lick her cooter?
by Anonymous February 7, 2003
Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005
1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc
"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...
by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout August 13, 2005
Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.
1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter.
2. My cooter is itchy today.
3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp*
4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.