Exhasturbated 

A feeling that mixes the exhaustion, calm and breathlessness following a much-enjoyed session of self-love (also could be the result of a partner's help).

Can be used in various tense, i.e.: Exhasturbation, Exhasturbate, Exhasturbated, Exhasturbating.

Not sure if I can go out later. Tonight was a really special evening for me, and now I feel WAY too exhasturbated.

Exhasturbated by SlightlyTired November 7, 2018

exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004

Exasturbate 

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

Exasturbate by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

exmasturbate

From the word exacerbate: to make a situation worse through masturbation.

"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."

"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"

exmasturbate by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Exhausterbated 

Exhaustion caused by masterbating

I am so Exhausterbated.

Exhausterbated by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exasturbate 

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

Exasturbate by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

exhasturbate 

to masturbate when your really exhausted
aka
exhausted masturbating

Mr. Wood: "Dude last night I was sooo tired that I had to exhasturbate"

exhasturbate by Wizo the Wizard February 16, 2010