imminent 

ready to take place; hanging threateningly over ones head.

We are in imminent danger for STD's.

imminent by The Gookster January 10, 2005

imminent 

imminenet....when used in conjunction to mining licences in the DRC this could allude to anytime within the next 10 financial years. The reason being is that the DRC government would rather talk about making billions of dollars from a battery hub whilst grovelling up the global elite and their manufactured climate change rather than acknowledge the elephant in the room which is of course AVZ's mining licence

AVZ are in close contact with the DRC government and the mining licence is "imminent" along with CATH waiving the mining licence criteria which in turn makes their $240m "imminent"

imminent by wolfofasx May 1, 2022

Imminent 

When a person says imminent they mean, not sure, in the future.

bill kenwright says funds and transfers are imminent, we hav`nt seen any yet

Imminent by Frederick J Jones October 31, 2008

imminent 

likely to happen.

An imminent hailstorm is going to happen at 17:23.

imminent by JJR2012 May 12, 2022

imminent 

A word used by rich people to keep their minions hanging on for promises made which are never going to fucking happen.

Mr Osborne
Thank you for your hard work over the last 3 years.
Your pay rise is imminent

imminent by Marjorie Osborne August 2, 2022

Imminent Rueage 

The expectation that woe and regret will develop soon. Usually referring to another person when vengeance is served.

He will rue the day he crossed The Extreme.
We're talking imminent rueage.

Imminent Rueage by MitchellandBradshaw December 16, 2015

imminent poop to poot ratio 

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019