Definitions by anotherjenny
sox
Having sex with your socks on.
"I had sox with Jeff last night."
"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."
"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."
"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."
"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."
"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."
"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."
sox by anotherjenny November 16, 2011
dicktorious
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
dicktorious by anotherjenny October 15, 2011
exmasturbate
"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
exmasturbate by anotherjenny October 15, 2011