3 definitions by anotherjenny
Having sex with your socks on.
"I had sox with Jeff last night."
"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."
"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."
"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."
"Ew, isn't that awkward? Socks always make a guy's naked legs look so stumpy."
"Yeah, but it was so cold and we were super-horny so we couldn't be bothered taking them off."
"Oh, well I guess that's understandable."
by anotherjenny November 17, 2011
"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
by anotherjenny October 16, 2011
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
by anotherjenny October 16, 2011