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exhausterbated 

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.
Whew I am exhausterbated.
exhausterbated by Josh August 7, 2004
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Exhausterbated 

I am so Exhausterbated.
Exhausterbated by Bater99 May 4, 2011

Exhausterbated 

Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. Activities may vary. To exhausterbate, to be exhausterbated, the act of exhausterbating one's self.
"Man, I've been shaking this chocolate milk carton for like ten minutes, I am completely exhausterbated."

"I was totally exhausterbating myself out last night but I stopped early when I managed a Bush Doctrine."
Exhausterbated by Collin T. Knutzen January 14, 2009

exhaustebated 

Being exhausted from masturbating to long.
Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.
exhaustebated by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009

Exhausterbate 

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated
Exhausterbate by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhausterbate 

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
exhausterbate by The Sieve August 15, 2009

exhaustrated 

To be so frustrated as to become overwhelmed by exhaustion. Or vice versa.
Having to return my car to the mechanic for the third time because of problems with the brakes, I have found myself to be exhaustrated.
exhaustrated by SilverIceWolf November 5, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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