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exhaustion 

Being so tired that you'll say and do things you will most certainly regret later.

Not understanding words coming out of peoples mouths but responding as though you do...again regretting your words spoken.

You begin to hear voices (inside your head) and you talk back to them loudly so everyone around you can hear that you don't take that shit from anyone!

Last but not least, staring at the wall rocking back and forth replaying the past many hours you've been awake thinking about all the things you should have and could have done differently while laughing and thinking everyone else is crazy, not you.

Exhaustion. Get some damn sleep whack job!
Awake Sleep Tired Angry Insane Nuts Crazy Exhaustion
exhaustion by NiGhTwAkEr February 1, 2014
Words you can keep

exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
exhaustion event horizon by FoxHart October 21, 2010

Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

Academic exhaustion

The point at which a student becomes incapable of studying any more and accepts their own failure at the specific subject
Maddie-Wowww. I just studied for like 6 hours last night and I stillll don't know what Newton's laws mean! I'm done with physics, I quit!

Anthony-Aw, I think your suffering from academic exhaustion!
Academic exhaustion by Machi25 December 12, 2009

Privilege Exhaustion 

The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.
I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion
Privilege Exhaustion by CoachzinBC September 24, 2021

Exam Exhaustion 

Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness one feels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.

Yeah man, happens every time.

Evidence Exhaustion 

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.
So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
Evidence Exhaustion by YAWA October 10, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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