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Erectographic memory 

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.
Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.

Brotographer 

A member of an elite group of photographers, originating from a "Brotographer" group in early 2011 on Facebook. Members typically add "-Brotography" to the end of their name to signify that they are a member of this group.

Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.

Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):

You are a cunt.

BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
John Smith-Brotography

"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"

"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
Brotographer by kylekruchok December 3, 2011

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer
Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.
Protographer by Smartycat October 30, 2011

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.
protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !
protographer by Smartycat June 15, 2011

brotography 

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.
John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.
brotography by brotographer September 16, 2009

Brotograph 

A picture that involves only bro's
"everytime I look at the brotograph of me and the bro's I get a broner and I cry a little"