brotography

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.

John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.

by brotographer September 16, 2009

bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

weed thirty

a time in which it becomes appropriate to consume some marijuana.

man 1: hey do you know what time it is?
man 2: 3:15?
man 1: weed thirty
man 2: you can't threaten me with a good time

by brotographer March 20, 2010

junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.

some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown

by brotographer March 20, 2010

brotany

when bros gently nurture plants together in a completely hetero way

Thomas and Rob have been in the garden for hours getting their brotany on.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

crack thirty

the proper time for consuming crack cocaine

thug: what time it is?
gangsta: crack thirty
thug: yeah boi

by brotographer March 20, 2010