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Brotographer 

A member of an elite group of photographers, originating from a "Brotographer" group in early 2011 on Facebook. Members typically add "-Brotography" to the end of their name to signify that they are a member of this group.

Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.

Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):

You are a cunt.

BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
John Smith-Brotography

"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"

"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
Brotographer by kylekruchok December 3, 2011
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Brotographer 

A brother of a fashion blogger who graciously, out of their busy day, takes blog photos for them.
Did you see where my Brotographer went? He needs to get a detail shot of my arm party!
Brotographer by KCat November 2, 2012

Brotographer 

A hipster that thinks that owning a DSLR and taking picture of flowers or a park bench in black and white makes them a professional photographer.
"Chris is such a brotographer, all he does is take pictures of trees with his pop up flash"
Brotographer by Ethanicles November 10, 2011

Brotographer 

Your close photog friend(s). Equipment is often shared between the photographer(s), and usually experiment with different techniques of photography together.
Keegan is my brotographer, we both use the same lenses.
Brotographer by rramero April 21, 2010

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer
Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.
Protographer by Smartycat October 30, 2011

protographer

protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.
protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !
protographer by Smartycat June 15, 2011

brotography 

A completely hetero photo shoot involving two straight males.
John: Come on man, let's take some pictures together.
Steve: No way, what's your problem?
John: It's not gay, it's brotography.
brotography by brotographer September 16, 2009
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