Eiven

A small human belonging to the midget race and is a valued collectable. The thing that sets it apart it's unique bald spot defect.

Rick: hey I just got the extremely streched seven foot tall midgut
James: lol, imagine not having the ultra rare eiven

by Phazze March 30, 2021

Edivence

When a triggered moron wants to try to intimidate strangers on the internet, and is clearly losing the battle, they will often cite the existence of mythical 'edivence' supporting their point of view.

Edivence is always delusional and fictional, and not to be confused with actual evidence.

"thesaunderschild says he has 'edivence' that Capcom are keeping the flame of Resident Evil alive for the true fans with the masterpiece that is Resident Evil Village, but he's clearly been spending too much time playing with himself. "

by RobertAntonWilson August 19, 2021

no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde July 4, 2016

no fucks should be given, no, not even one

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde June 20, 2016

Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

BBQ evening

James Phelps licking his lips while grilling waffles and meat, many say they can’t escape it.

Normal person: why are you crying?

Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!

Normal person: what?..

Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!

by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020

What will this evening

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020