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A small human belonging to the midget race and is a valued collectable. The thing that sets it apart it's unique bald spot defect.
Rick: hey I just got the extremely streched seven foot tall midgut
James: lol, imagine not having the ultra rare eiven
Eiven by Phazze March 30, 2021
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When a triggered moron wants to try to intimidate strangers on the internet, and is clearly losing the battle, they will often cite the existence of mythical 'edivence' supporting their point of view.

Edivence is always delusional and fictional, and not to be confused with actual evidence.
"thesaunderschild says he has 'edivence' that Capcom are keeping the flame of Resident Evil alive for the true fans with the masterpiece that is Resident Evil Village, but he's clearly been spending too much time playing with himself. "
Edivence by RobertAntonWilson August 19, 2021
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Eiven even eivind Even Steven eaven Eirene Eisenhower Eigenpun Eiken eisenberg

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! 

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!
Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one 

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.
After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

Even-steven 

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.
Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....
Even-steven by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

BBQ evening 

James Phelps licking his lips while grilling waffles and meat, many say they can’t escape it.
Normal person: why are you crying?

Phelps fan: I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!

Normal person: what?..

Phelps fan: BBQ EVENING!
BBQ evening by Maddie.malfoy November 16, 2020

What will this evening 

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.
What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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