Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

Assholes

People who actually post on Urban Dictionary

Well... (assholes- I’m only writing this because it is required)

by Ur mom might be gay October 10, 2018

Assholes

The people who come to this website just to say bad things about people’s names just because they know someone with that name that made them mad.

There are so many assholes that use this website.

by Cheese mc cheeserson October 4, 2017

Assholes

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.

You guys are a bunch of assholes.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Asshole's asshole

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"

Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.

by Hofstra90 September 4, 2019

asshole's asshole

some one who is a lying asshole

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009