Eisenhower 

Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.

"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."

Eisenhower by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Eisenhower 

synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.

"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."

Eisenhower by Doctor Chicago December 27, 2009

Eisenhower 

Easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind, commonly encountered.

Eisenhower saw the thing.
Eisenhower said this was sickening.
Eisenhower saw it in America.

Eisenhower by Dwight D November 21, 2010

Eisenhower 

The perfect last name for a boy.

I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!

Eisenhower by Twight0931 April 9, 2017

Eisenhower High School 

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.

Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School

Eisenhower High School by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019

Eisenhower Power Shower 

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

Eisenhower Power Shower by Stoffer August 27, 2005

Eisenhower Middle School 

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun

Eisenhower Middle School is gay

Eisenhower Middle School by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018