by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003
synonymous with like (due to the nickname of Dwight D. Eisenhower being Ike ). Hilarious when used with strangers.
"Hi, I'd Eisenhower a Whopper, large fries, and a Coke."
"Excuse me?"
"I said, I'd EI-SEN-HOW-ER a WHOPP-ER, LARGE FRIES, AND A COKE."
"....that'll be $6.53....."
by Doctor Chicago December 27, 2009
by Dwight D November 19, 2010
by Twight0931 April 09, 2017
by DrVonChocolatePudding February 09, 2012
originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a sexual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is
Brian: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Jeff: Yea man, did you give her the Eisenhower shuttle?
Matt: I think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.
by Giggs April 23, 2008
When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
by SnacPakboy69 February 20, 2012