5 definitions by Phazze

When the big white male jumps onto the female and pounds her just while he cums in her ass
Rick: hey James what Are you doing this afternoon
James: I'm going to give Chloe and albino snowmonkey
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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When your mum says no fortnite after she wakes up from her nap and you drug her
Mum: after I wake up you better get off that game
Child: oh you won't wake up because I'm danieling you
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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I am a highly motivated Information Technology professional seeking an opportunity to succeed in a stimulating and challenging environment, building the success of the institution while going through advancement opportunities. I am known for a combination of focused analytical skills, strategic leadership capabilities, result-centric approach, and interpersonal strengths, gained from over twelve years of experiences in the IT industry implementing solutions aligned to an organisation’s objectives.

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“I worked with Jaskelly during the network upgrade for the whole school complex. His sense of ownership of the work and willingness to learn were quite self-evident. He also maintain good quality of work to complete the upgrade project. I trust that Jason will succeed in any of field he puts his hands into.”
by Phazze January 24, 2022
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Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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A small human belonging to the midget race and is a valued collectable. The thing that sets it apart it's unique bald spot defect.
Rick: hey I just got the extremely streched seven foot tall midgut
James: lol, imagine not having the ultra rare eiven
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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