eisenberg 

Most amazing last name around. Everyone in the family is drop
Dead beautiful. Once you get to know an Eisenberg you’ll never want to forget them. They are the most amazing people in the world. There smart funny beautiful and most amazingly awesome

Omg it’s the Eisenberg’’s I love them.

eisenberg by Cooooooldude October 4, 2017

Eisenberg 

EISENBERG Paris Beauty

EISENBERG Paris BEAUTY

Eisenberg by J’OSE March 25, 2018

Eisenberg

A name given to a man whose heart is divided between mercy and ambition. To rivals, he is calculating, patient, and impossible to outmaneuver, always several moves ahead and willing to bend rules to build wealth and power. To the people he loves, however, he is unwaveringly loyal, generous, and protective, sharing what he earns without hesitation. Those who know him say, "He'll bankrupt an enemy to feed a friend."

"I am Eisenberg"

Eisenberg by eisenbergforgreatness July 11, 2026

Eisenberg Switch 

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

Eisenberg Switch by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

Jesse Eisenberg 

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

Jesse Eisenberg by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012