Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.

"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."

Douche-Fog by Chudgypub January 2, 2017

Douchefag 

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.

Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?

Douchefag by slamthevagina April 8, 2011

DoucheBoggled 

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

douchegoggles 

Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.

Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.

douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011

Douchelogue 

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

Doucheforia by Spider13 August 13, 2014

douchefag 

A gay douchebag. A gay man with all of the telltale, annoying behavior of an asshole.

I don't want to roll up blaring Lady Gaga. Makes me seem like a total douchefag.

douchefag by TheCanadaHouse July 25, 2010