by TheCanadaHouse July 25, 2010
douche-fag: a cross between a fag and a douchebag. someone who is somewhat of a prick, not easy to get along with. irrational and likes to have sex with other men.
ryan: I went to the mall, and I aw this cute guy and he was with your bitch sister. I wish he was with me instead because I'm sexy.
al: you're such a douchefag
al: you're such a douchefag
by alex middleton December 04, 2006
a very gay individual who enjoys making everyone around him very annoyed, some have even considered suicide after speaking to him.. they have been known to offer condoms and free drinks to people in exchange for rides home and friendship. they are known to be seen in the locker room of the current sport they are playing crying in the corner because no one likes them. they generally parasitically attach themselves to anyone who makes eye contact with them. absolutly no one likes this cum gurgling, turtle sodomizing, cock gobbling, queef inhaling, twat waffling, used tampon eating, semen demon
boy 1: i think im going to go kill myself.
boy 2: why?
boy 1: cody triece just talked to me for two minutes straight.
boy 2: that douchefag
boy 2: why?
boy 1: cody triece just talked to me for two minutes straight.
boy 2: that douchefag
by the girls he raped @ school February 22, 2010
It´s a gay male so intently obnoxious and generally stupid in regards to matters homosexual, that he manages to simultaneously capture the essence of douchebaggery and faggotry with uncanny, if likely unintended, precision.
Perez Hilton's endless loud yapping about gays and how they are such pitiable victims and that they should be loved by every last single human being in the planet because, hey, he thinks so, makes him a strong candidate for the title of "America´s Number One Douchefag".
by Noam Chomskie November 12, 2010
by nathenalexdan September 03, 2008
This word has 2 seperate meanings.
1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)
2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)
2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) Chuck: Hey, who the hell do you think you are, douchefag?
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
by David789 February 09, 2009
Used similarly to its phrase of origin (douchebag) to describe someone of negligible character, someone shady or a repeat offender of crimes of douchebaggery.
The guy who always under estimates the number of beers he will drink when it is time to pool cash for a beer run is a real douchefag.
by trippnballz November 23, 2008