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Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.
Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.
by Noma D. Plume March 05, 2011

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The unique combination of stomach, head, and occasionally tooth pain that occurs after eating too much rich or sugary food.
Stop blasting the Food Network, bitch, I have a foodache!
by Noma D. Plume June 14, 2011

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