DoucheBoggled 

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

douchebaggedness 

the qualities of being a douche bag; the actions showing that one is a total douche bag

"... yeah, which just seems to add to his douchebaggedness."

douchebaggedness by raineanjel16 February 2, 2009

douchebaggler 

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.

Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.

douchebaggler by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

douchegoggles 

Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.

Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.

douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011

to be douchebagged 

When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.

If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.

Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.

to be douchebagged by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Douchebaggedly 

In the manner of a douchebag.

In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)

Man 1:He douchebaggedly responded that he recieved straight A's in high school.

Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag

Douchebaggedly by The Movie King September 18, 2006

douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.

“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”

douchenoggle by Sn@x October 22, 2020