Douchelogue 

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

Douchelou 

The highest order of douche. Someone who appears just as douchie as they act.

Jason: "I slay mad ass up in o-town, I've been pimpin pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin."

Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"

Rose: "Affirmative."

Douchelou by UnclePaul905 November 4, 2010

douchebaguette 

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

douchebaguette by Cat D May 13, 2012

Douchebaguette 

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

Douchebaguette by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

douchalouge  

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

douchalouge by mella rouge June 12, 2008

douchebaguette 

A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.

douchebaguette by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010

Douchelage 

Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.

Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?

Douchelage by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009