by Westfallen October 8, 2009
Get the Douchefageur mug.Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.
Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
by Zack November 25, 2004
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A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.
One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.
One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.
Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.
by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
Get the douchebagurelle mug.Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
Get the Douchebagery mug.Chucks asshole move by stealing Tim's girlfriend was full of douchefaggery.
(n) Wow, Chucks a douchefag.
(n) Wow, Chucks a douchefag.
by Dan Ryans April 5, 2008
Get the Douchefaggery mug.The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.
"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"
Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010
Get the Douchebagery mug.Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
by Dawson27 September 11, 2007
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