Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

douchetarian by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

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douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

douchetopia by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

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Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

Douchétarian by sherwinre August 2, 2017

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douchemolian

n. inhabitant of the planet douchemo.

we are douchemolians. we will crowd you out of the purchase of $15 cheeseburgers. you will be destroyed.

douchemolian by mittelwerk October 18, 2008

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