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Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.
"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."
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by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
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by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011
Get the douchetopia mug.Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
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