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douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.
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douchebagette

Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort
by whatsupguy May 28, 2010
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douchebaguette

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.
Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!
by Cat D May 13, 2012
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Douchebaguette

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!
by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008
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douchebaguette

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
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douchebaggette

A way of calling a female a douchebag. Also used if you want to call a gay a douche.
Guy1: Dude my teacher gave me an F for talking.

Guy2: Man, what a douchebaggette.
by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009
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douchebaguette

The female of the douchebag species.

The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.
Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!
by JTBastard January 2, 2009
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