douchegoggles 

Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.

Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.

douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011

DoucheBoggled 

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

DoucheBoggled by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

Eurotrash Douche-goggles 

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.

"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"

Eurotrash Douche-goggles by cwilly3 May 14, 2009

Douche Goggles 

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck

That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.

Douche Goggles by Chutzler May 22, 2009

douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.

“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”

douchenoggle by Sn@x October 22, 2020

douche goggles 

Someone who wears oversized sunglasses, or aviator style sunglasses. (ex. Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie)

"I went out to Scottsdale the other day, and this dude was wearing douche goggles, what a loser"

douche goggles by ADSPHX January 21, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005