doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

doucheography by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

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doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

doucheography by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

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doucheographer

1) A photographer (or a person who claims to be) who uses their camera to get laid, to get backstage or to catch some secret "upskirt" in their travels. 2) A person who photoshops pictures out of spite. 3) Someone who takes douchey photos and who is also a douche. 4) A troll with a camera. 5) Photos that are douched up (excessively photoshopped)- a term used instead of "touched up".

"I caught that guy in the stairwell trying to film some upskirt. What a doucheographer."

doucheographer by trainwreck tammy December 15, 2011

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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