Dongberry

When you've dry humped till your mushroom tip has a strawberry on it!

Dammit bitch I said watch out for my dongberry!

Dongberry by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Dooberry 

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.

"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."

Dooberry by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

schlong dongery by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006

Dongleberry 

A collection of Poop nuggets stuck to your pubes after performing anal sex. The poop nuggets are from the said anus suddenly discharging feces after the penis is withdrawn.

Dude that chick is known for giving out a mean dongleberry.

Dongleberry by Qball760 October 30, 2014

Dorkberry 

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

Dorkberry by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

dooberry 

A word for something that you can't remember the word for. See also 'Thingummy', 'Whatsit', etc.

"Pass me the... umm... dooberry."

"What's that dooberry you have there?"

dooberry by Mistress Kartoffelkopf October 18, 2004

Douberry 

A word thats is a combination of Douchebag and Dingleberry for those special people who exceed both.

That girl is what too hot to be hanging out with that fuckin' Douberry.

Douberry by Matty Johnson November 14, 2006