9 definitions by ChangWang

One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.
Damn how is Sally always the road whore?
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
Being unable to identify the cause of your family tree never having branches.
Well damn, I swore to the kids you are their mom.. what do you mean you 12?
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
When you've dry humped till your mushroom tip has a strawberry on it!
Dammit bitch I said watch out for my dongberry!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
Type R is short for Typically Retarded. Don't let this stickers fool you, these kids are trying real hard not to drive off the road.
Tip - ik - cally , Re - tard - ed
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003