Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ChangWang

Ass Hat

The physical body bent in a way for the anus to be worn fashionably on one's head.

Next time I see you round here boy you will be wearing that dumb ass of yours as a hat!

Ass Hat by ChangWang June 14, 2003

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When you've dry humped till your mushroom tip has a strawberry on it!

Dammit bitch I said watch out for my dongberry!

Dongberry by ChangWang April 30, 2003

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Type R is short for Typically Retarded. Don't let this stickers fool you, these kids are trying real hard not to drive off the road.

Tip - ik - cally , Re - tard - ed

type r by ChangWang April 30, 2003

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The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

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Being unable to identify the cause of your family tree never having branches.

Well damn, I swore to the kids you are their mom.. what do you mean you 12?

WT by ChangWang April 30, 2003

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A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

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One who sucks the most cock on a road trip.. and taking a few stabs to the brown eye while doing so.

Damn how is Sally always the road whore?

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