dinkberry

The type of person who will start to laugh if you show them your index finger. Someone who giggles at every statement made. Can't be bothered to do anything other than listen to every stupid statement made and giggle. It's a miracle they can walk and talk at the same time.

The dinkberry laughed even when he overheard someone saying his girlfriend died.

by DisturbedOne September 10, 2011

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

drunkberry

Using one's blackberry when intoxicated to harass or amuse friends, or especially co-workers.

"So I'm totally going to drunkberry that girl from accounting tonight and make an ass outta myself"

by BKN August 14, 2007

Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.

My friends gave me a dinkleberry.

by mrgordo April 12, 2022

Pinkberry

Los Angeles frozen yogurt chain that's more addictive than crack.

"Are you hungry, man?"
"No way, dude. Let's just grab Pinkberry!"

by NatR December 25, 2008

Dorkberry

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

dinkelberry

Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair.
Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to grab a beer.
Also used to describe an asshole.

The dinkelberries on my ass scraped my flesh causing quite the bloody mess.

by scottb April 26, 2005