Dorkberry

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

Dooberry

A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.

"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."

by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015

Dorkery

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.

Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!

by mysteria50 August 19, 2009

dooberry

A word for something that you can't remember the word for. See also 'Thingummy', 'Whatsit', etc.

"Pass me the... umm... dooberry."

"What's that dooberry you have there?"

by Mistress Kartoffelkopf October 18, 2004

Douberry

A word thats is a combination of Douchebag and Dingleberry for those special people who exceed both.

That girl is what too hot to be hanging out with that fuckin' Douberry.

by Matty Johnson November 14, 2006

dinkberry

The type of person who will start to laugh if you show them your index finger. Someone who giggles at every statement made. Can't be bothered to do anything other than listen to every stupid statement made and giggle. It's a miracle they can walk and talk at the same time.

The dinkberry laughed even when he overheard someone saying his girlfriend died.

by DisturbedOne September 10, 2011

Dickberry

Young, immature, yet; somehow; should know better than to commit huge acts of dipshittery, worthy of a Darwin award, upon unsuspecting humans and animals alike.

- Look at that clown in his Land Rover, drives and looks like a complete dickberry.
- What kind of dickberry hunts a wild animal for sport? A huge fucking dickberry, that's who.
- Done it again, haven't you Ethan? Fuckin' dickberry.

by AvocadoLuva69 April 12, 2016