Disnee 

Slang term for a pedophile

I would never let my child joint the scouts because they’re nothing but a buck of disnees!

Disnee by anonymous April 4, 2023

disneylandsex 

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011

Have a Disney day! 

Basically a secret code word used by Disney employees telling the customer to either "go fuck yourself" or "fuck off".

Man, the Disney staff are the best around.. All they keep telling me is have a Disney day!

Have a Disney day! by Adolfin August 2, 2016

Disney Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Disney, including the movies and the parks. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with it that their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual "Disneybounding" and visit the theme parks at least once a year. They are obsessed with everything Disney and probably have a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker and/or tattoo. One of the most terrifyingly intense people you'll ever encounter.

That Disney Adult over there won't shut up about theme park trivia

Disney Adult by annababechase January 28, 2021

Disney Story 

1- Story made for general audiences to believe that it has a happy ending, but in reality (which is hidden from them), the story actually ends in tradegy.

2- To lie to someone by making the real story seem good or happy, when in reality it´s something baaaaaaaad.

1)
Pia: You know that movie that just came out?
Rithi: Yeah, Deerfield Beach High Musical! I love it, i has such a happy ending!
Pia: No it doesn´t, in the end the guy cheats on the girl and leaves!
Rithi: But it doesn´t show.
Pia: It does at the end of the credits.
Rithi: OH! No wonder…
Pia: That´s such a Disney Story…

2)
Ian really told Raquel a Disney Story when he said he was moving to Alaska, but he actually just wanted to break up with her.

Disney Story by David/Franco/Kiity/ Archuleta January 22, 2009

disney girl 

A female whose interpretation of reality is unrealistic because her expectations are based on her favorite media and celebrities.

Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.

Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.

Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.

The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.

Example 1:

Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.

Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.

Example 2:

(Facebook Post from a Disney girl)
Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD

disney girl by Soundshek March 5, 2015

Disney Princess Syndrome 

A girl who believes that one day a prince charming will come and sweep her off her feet, at the cost of all attempts of other relationships. Also belives that when this happens she will be swept off her feet and will live "happily ever after". This person is also naive in the bedroom and usually uncomfortable with many forms of itimate relationship interactions.

Nah mate, she suffers from Disney Princess Syndrome, tried my hardest but it wasn't enough

Disney Princess Syndrome by Chef_Necro May 12, 2016