disneyland

a place in the usa that everykid dreams off
i went to disneyland
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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disneyland

the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
by d-blair April 06, 2008
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(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.
The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.
by badsfo January 25, 2011
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the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.
"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.
by jaykuppp December 29, 2007
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1. (noun)another word for being in the state of being hi or on weed or some other type of drug.
2. can refer to weed or any drug that can be smoked
hey i got some disneyland!
wanna go to disneyland this weekend?
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Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.
I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.
by _allismine_ June 06, 2006
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A place which costs a fortune to get into, yet your kids won’t acknowledge this and have autistic fits of rage until you end up succumbing to their wishes and take them there, all for what? Taking pictures with “Mickey Mouse”, riding a coaster that 99.9% of the time IS THEMED AROUND A MOUNTAIN, and having to drag your children all the way back home while they screech like an ape getting skinned alive.
Billy screamed like a goat being beaten to death when he saw Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, when in reality, it was just a man sweating to death that took a picture with him just so he could be paid minimum wage.
by (-AstroBad-) November 16, 2018
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